Things I think are funny on Christmas

• Spelling Jesus "Jeezus" and Jeebus" and wishing everyone a Merry Baby Jeezus Day a lot
• The phrase "tree-worshiping pagan infidel"
  
• When collecting torn wrapping paper, refusing to put it in the garbage bag, saying quite deadpan, "I want to put it in the middle of the floor of my living room."
• The dead silence and glares that followed
• My Jew family going to the movies, because that's what Jews do on Christmas
  
• My Jew family ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight, because that's what Jews do on Christmas