uggos need not apply

Tonight I hung out with my friend who is the singularly most gorgeous male person I've known ever, to whom I am inexplicably not attracted. I've known him since we were in second grade, so that may have something to do with the lack of attraction, but I emphasize here that he is a truly beautiful specimen of a human being and a really great person, too. Tonight, he was hitting on me a lot and even though he has a girlfriend and we would never "tap" one another's "shit," it was infinitely flattering. Clearly, the opinions of beautiful people are worth more than the uggos. Gotta love external validation.